My very own CANONICAL LISTS (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

Ways to Annoy your Roommate(s)

• Never take out the trash or wash the dishes in the sink.
• Scream "AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!" loudly whenever you feel like it. Bonus points for doing it after midnight.
• When you are both watching TV, sneak into your room and call him/her to make her get up from the couch. Then hang up. Repeat as necessary.
• Tell your roommate's callers that they have the wrong number, your roommate moved to Madagascar, that your roommate is gay, etc.
• If you share a phone line, change your outgoing msg. to inane things like "well maybe the dingo ate your baby," or "city morgue, we deliver."
• Only watch prevue guide or weather channel. when your roommate sits down to watch TV with you, really get into it. "Man that weather dude/chick is hot. How bout that programming on channel 7?!"
• Walk around naked.
• Program annoying sound bytes on your computer and leave the speaker volume way up. Good sounds can be found from South Park, The Goonies, Adam Sandler movies, etc.
• If you're roommate is watching TV or something else and gets up to go to the bathroom, turn off the TV and all the lights while they're up.
• Leave mines in the hallway. If you don't have access to any, just leave your "own."
• Make a trail of crumbs or food pieces to mark where ever you've been in the apartment.
• Stand in front of the fridge blocking it, and make your roommate answer trivia questions to gain access to it.
• Do the same with the bathroom.
• Wash your underwear in the sink and leave them there.
• Put food coloring in the toilet tank to dye the water wild colors other than the traditional toilet bowl blue.
• Right before you have to fart, make a really big deal out of it to your roommate, like you have something really important to tell them, and then let'er rip.
• Leave notes to your b/f or g/f about how much "fun" you had in different places in your apt. that your roommate uses (i.e. the couch, the kitchen counter) and leave them in obvious places.
• If your roommate is on a diet bring home lots of really good food like pizza, pokie sticks, ice cream, etc, and deny your roommate any if he/she asks for some, reminding them about their diet.
• Answer all of your roommate's important questions with "Well, maybe the dingo ate your baby."
• Leave fake notes from the maintenance men for strange repairs (i.e. the garbage disposal cable guage, or the inner freezer heater)

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